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Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.
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Wiggles hissed as I crossed the floor toward the throne. She fixed me with her empty hateful eyes and smelled the air, her long tongue shivering through the slit of the lipless mouth. Nice to see you too, sweetheart. Remember my cattle prod?
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I turned and bumped by head against his chest a few times. It was the nearest hard surface.
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The rabbis paled. I’d managed to terrify holy men. Maybe I could beat up a nun for an encore.
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