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Only poor people are weird. Rich people are eccentric.

Ilona Andrews

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Isn’t that why you have that gun mounted on the front? Or is it for other reasons, because I would’ve thought that a man with your powers would be past the urge to compensate.” Barabas grinned. “I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus,” Saiman said dryly. “Thank you for reminding me.” “Always happy to oblige.
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Curran looked back at me. Why is it you always attract creeps? You tell me. Ha! Walked right into that one, yes, he did.
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If he full-out flexed, I would probably faint, or jump off the building.
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One day I'll kill him, you know. I glanced at her. She was deadly serious.
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You were joking about the whole please and thank you thing, right? Meant every word. A little light danced in his eyes and he very deliberately said, Baby. No. He laughed. You should see your face right now. Don't call me that. Would you prefer 'darling'? Or maybe 'cupcake'? He winked.
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After I chased the werewolf and the vampire out of my office, I changed my clothes.
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I took the jacket off, changed my T-shirt for a dark gray tank top, slipped on the tangle of the back sheath, and put the jacket on again. Thugs are us. Great. Just add a super-tight ponytail and loads of mascara, and I’d be ripe to play a supervillain’s evil mistress. Ve haf vays of making you gif us your DNA sample.
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Screwy, I said. Is that a medical term? Of course.
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You fellows ever thought of hiring out as a Christmas lights crew? You’d make a fortune.
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Bad days, good days, ‘I’ll cut you if you look at me the wrong way’ days. I’ll take them all.
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It's not your job to die for your Pack! It's your job to make the other bastards die for theirs.
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Butterflies were small and light, and very magic sensitive. For some reason I made them feel safe and they gravitated to me like iron shavings to a magnet. They ruined my ferocious badass image, but you'd have to be a complete beast to swat butterflies.
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Next to me, Saiman smiled. We all want what we can't have, Kate. I want you, you want love, and he wants to break my neck.
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True strength isn’t in killing—or ignoring—your opponent, it’s in having the will to shield those who need your protection.
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The door swung open and Kate walked in. Her jeans and T-shirt were splattered with blood and she was carrying a severed vampire head. The T-shirt has a smiley face on it.
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They hold a grudge like it was their family treasure.
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Wiggles hissed as I crossed the floor toward the throne. She fixed me with her empty hateful eyes and smelled the air, her long tongue shivering through the slit of the lipless mouth. Nice to see you too, sweetheart. Remember my cattle prod?
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Every time I think you’ve reached the limits of arrogance, you show me new heights. Truly, your egotism is like the Universe—ever expanding.
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We were screwed and he didn't even kiss us first.
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