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He stepped forward, took a deep breath, and doubled over in a sneezing fit. My werewolf was allergic to tortoises. Why me?

Ilona Andrews

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Ilona Andrews
Werewolf
Stepped
Breath
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Sneezing
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Tortoises
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Doubled
Deep
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