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He said, 'Yeah, but will I get chicks? In truckloads?

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I'm going to kick you in the head when I get home. Repeatedly.
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Go to the Black Sea, meet new people, see beautiful places, get killed by a mutant carnivorous kangaroo goat. One item off my bucket list.
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Tiny gold sparks flared in his irises. You're in my rooms in my bathtub naked and you're still mouthing off. Did he expect anything different? Hey, I didn't kick or punch you in the throat. I consider this progress. And you haven't choked me again, which is some sort of record for you.
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Curran is the Beast Lord. Tremble.
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Her face looked like it would shatter any second.
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Beautiful I would never be. Striking, that I could manage.
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