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Our stares connected and we were quiet for a long minute, united by our misery. At least he understood me and I understood him. A fine pair we make,” he said. Yeah.
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Tiny gold sparks flared in his irises. You're in my rooms in my bathtub naked and you're still mouthing off. Did he expect anything different? Hey, I didn't kick or punch you in the throat. I consider this progress. And you haven't choked me again, which is some sort of record for you.
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He groaned and I saw his face. Curran! I would've preferred a homicidal lunatic. Oh, wait...
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Bad days, good days, ‘I’ll cut you if you look at me the wrong way’ days. I’ll take them all.
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Screwy, I said. Is that a medical term? Of course.
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The kind of eyes that jumped from a woman's dreams right into her morning and made trouble in the marriage bed.
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Who is that?” “Your replacement.” “You replaced me with a shaved poodle?” “He's got mad skills.
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The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.
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Andrea raised her hand. “This is the hand that slapped Aunt B.” “Maybe you should have it gold-plated.” “Here, you can touch it, since you’re my best friend.
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What would I do without the moral compass of a teenage werewolf.
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I glanced at Derek. The boy wonder didn't melt into a pile of goo, although his gaze was glued to Rowena's chest. Avoiding eye contact. Good strategy.
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It was his eyes. When you looked into them, you saw chained violence baring teeth and claws back at you.
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Two years? That's entirely too long. If you want, we can take care of that. After two years it's pure therapy.
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Let’s talk.” I pinned Red to his chair with my stare. I did deranged quite well, when the occasion required.
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Aha! So I’m not crazy.” “You are most definitely crazy,” Derek said. “But in a deranged, endearing way.
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Only poor people are weird. Rich people are eccentric.
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I’d signed six things and my stack wasn’t getting any smaller. It was like the paperwork was breeding while I worked.
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Put your badass face on and follow me.
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I know it may come as a shock, but it's sort of considered polite to wait for the consent of the woman. In fact, I'm pretty sure that if you don't wait, you may have to deal with pesky criminal charges like kidnapping and rape.
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I want to punish them. I want that punishment to be so hard, so vicious that the next who takes their place wets himself at the mere thought of trying to fight me.
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