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I'm investigating people who sacrifice trained killers to dark gods. Perfect, it will keep him occupied. In what capacity? Bait.
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I do shodo magic,” Dali said. “I curse through calligraphy. I have to write the curse out on a piece of paper and I can’t move while I do it. One smudge, and I might kill the lot of us.” Oh good. “But don’t worry.” Dali waved her arms. “It’s so precise, it usually doesn’t work at all.” Better and better.
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Having a fling with you doesn't appeal to me. You're handsome, but you're too inexperienced to be good in bed. Having ridden many horses doesn't make you a good rider it just proves that you can't recognize a good one or don't know how to keep her.
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You fellows ever thought of hiring out as a Christmas lights crew? You’d make a fortune.
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The kind of eyes that jumped from a woman's dreams right into her morning and made trouble in the marriage bed.
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Why couldn't she have gotten another Edger or some dimwit from the Broken for a passenger? No, she got Lord Leather Pants here.
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Bad days, good days, ‘I’ll cut you if you look at me the wrong way’ days. I’ll take them all.
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Since we’re playing that game… I tilted my face up to his and gave him a lovesick gaze. “Do you have to sneeze?” he asked. “Be quiet. I’m pretending to enjoy your company, just as you said.” “Try not to strain anything.” “Oh, I won’t. I’m very good at faking it.” That shut him up.
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My ego doesn't need soothing. I don't want him soothing anything of mine, including you.
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Outside the windows the day was bright: golden sunshine, blue sky, pleasant wind . . . I wanted to punch the happy day in the face, grab it by the hair, and beat it until it told me what the hell it was so happy about.
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I make a bad mom, but I can pull off a crazy aunt.
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Still think she is worth it?” Mahon asked quietly. “Of course. She is my mate.” Mahon sighed. “So you decided then.” “Do you think we’d be laying here bleeding in the snow if I wasn’t sure?” “Good point.
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Kate had never met a person she didn't want to protect, preferably by hacking at the hostile parties with her sword.
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Roland had sworn off children—they kept trying to kill him.
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If he full-out flexed, I would probably faint, or jump off the building.
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Kid 1: *examining my gorgeous strawberry and blueberry pies*: Wow, Mom, your pies don’t look awful this time. Me (Ilona): ... ~A little later~ Kid 2: *wandering into the kitchen* Kid 1: Hey, you’ve got to see these pies. *opening the stove* Kid 2: Wow. They are not ugly this time. Kid 1: I know, right?
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I have a vamp body for you, Andrea said. It's in the freezer. I gave her a nice smile. You shouldn't have.
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An evil spark flared in his eyes. Trade: raccoon for some answers.
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I sighed and put Slayer between the front seats. Stay here. Guard the car. Saiman shut the door. Is the sword sentient? No. But I like to pretend it is.
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Had he expected me to hump her leg?
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