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I could have fixed almost everything else, but death defeated me every time.
Ilona Andrews
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Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork? Yep. Is he carrying the moon on his pitchfork? Nope it's a pie.
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Crazy Curran ranked right up there with monsoons, tornadoes, earthquakes, and other natural disasters.
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Syphilis. Lots and lots of magically delicious Syphilis.
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I do shodo magic,” Dali said. “I curse through calligraphy. I have to write the curse out on a piece of paper and I can’t move while I do it. One smudge, and I might kill the lot of us.” Oh good. “But don’t worry.” Dali waved her arms. “It’s so precise, it usually doesn’t work at all.” Better and better.
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