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Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.
Ilona Andrews
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Yes I can,” Curran snarled. “Listen: this is me telling you what you will not do.” I raised the cookbook and tapped him on the nose. Bad cat.
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You said sloppy! Look, I didn't even use my sword I hit him with my head, like a moron.
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Cute. I think I would prefer to be stabbed in the eye rather than be called cute.
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The Oracle rose. As one, the three witches bowed. See? Bran jerked his thumb at the three women. That's how a woman should treat a man. Next time you see me, I want you to do just like them.
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