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My ceiling's broken, my car's got a puncture and we've just lost two matches. But I've got my health and I'll ask the big man upstairs why he didn't give us a point.

Ian Holloway

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Ian Holloway
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: March 12
Association Football Manager
Association Football Player
Autobiographer
Football Manager
Bristol
Gloucestershire
Ian Scott Holloway
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