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I watched Arsenal in the Champions League the other week playing some of the best football I've ever seen and yet they couldn't have scored in a brothel with two grand in their pockets!

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Ian Holloway
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: March 12
Association Football Manager
Association Football Player
Autobiographer
Football Manager
Bristol
Gloucestershire
Ian Scott Holloway
Couldn
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