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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Hunter S. Thompson
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Hunter S. Thompson
Age: 67 †
Born: 1937
Born: July 18
Died: 2005
Died: February 20
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Good news is rare these days, and every glittering ounce of it should be cherished and hoarded and worshipped and fondled like a priceless diamond.
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Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
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Whatever he might have denied me was unimportant it was the fact that he could deny me anything at all, even what I didn't want
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Those who fail to learn from the brutal stompings visited on them in the past are doomed to be brutally stomped in the future.
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I think you either have to have a very strong decisive person at the top or else a really brilliant staff command.
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Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and good-hearted landlords, to music and warm bodies and contraceptives... and to the good life, whatever it is and wherever it happens to be.
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Sportswriters are a rude and brainless subculture of fascist drunks
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All my life, my heart has sought a thing I cannot name. Remembered line from a long- forgotten poem
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As things stand now, I am going to be a writer. I'm not sure that I'm going to be a good one or even a self-supporting one, but until the dark thumb of fate presses me to the dust and says 'you are nothing', I will be a writer.
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Sane is rich and powerful. Insane is wrong and poor and weak. The rich are free, the poor are put in cages. Res Ipsa Loquitur, amen. Mahalo.
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Timothy Leary and I kept the same hours. He believed, as I do, that “After midnight, all things are possible.
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Given my calling I had to stumble across people who felt the same way. I was a young reporter.
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To give advice to a man who asks what to do with his life implies something very close to egomania. To presume to point a man to the right and ultimate goal - to point with a trembling finger in the RIGHT direction is something only a fool would take upon himself.
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We have bigger things to brood on and enormous reasons for wallowing in terminal craziness until we finally hit bottom.
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Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba.
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Weird behavior is natural in smart children, just as curiosity is to a kitten.
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In four short years he has turned our country from a prosperous nation at peace into a desperately indebted nation at war. But so what? He is the President of the United States, and you're not. Love it or leave it.
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The world is still a weird place, despite my efforts to make clear and perfect sense of it.
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