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People are falling all over themselves to send you free shoes and free cufflinks and colonic irrigations for two. Nobody ever offers you a free acceptance speech. There just seems to be a gap in the market. I would love to be able to pull out a speech by Dolce & Gabbana.

Hugh Laurie

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Hugh Laurie
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: June 11
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Having a vote once every four years is not the same thing as democracy.
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