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Howard Stern
Age: 70
Born: 1954
Born: January 12
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I'm the voice of honesty.
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You have to make a decision, what you want to do in life, ... Your deal can be, you can leave tomorrow. Soon as you leave, you will be forgotten.
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I can't imagine the biggest blow to me was that marriage not working out. That just flipped me out.
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Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things.
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There are a lot of so-called good Americans who are really a bunch of bums.
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I didn't listen to executives.
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I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.
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Set about doing good to somebody. Put on your hat and go and visit the sick and poor of your neighborhood inquire into their circumstances and minister to their wants. Seek out the desolate and afflicted and oppressed. . . I have often tried this method, and have always found it the best medicine for a heavy heart.
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I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.
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I'm for legalizing marijuana. Why pick on those drugs? Valium is legal. You just go to a doctor and get it and overdose on it - what's the difference? Prozac, all that stuff, so why not marijuana? Who cares? It's something that grows out of the ground - why not? Go smoke a head of cabbage. I don't care what you smoke.
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I really didn't know much about the Libertarians. I knew they were for less government and more individual freedom. I liked that.
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I'm a believer that satellite radio, whether I'm on it or not, will take off.
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I've come to appreciate other people's talents.
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I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.
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I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself.
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I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys.
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I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.
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Here's what happens when you die--you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens.
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My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.
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