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Howard Stern
Age: 70
Born: 1954
Born: January 12
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Howard Allan Stern
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There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air.
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I am circumcised, and I tell you something, I despise it. I despise it. I despise it... I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.
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I'm at a point in my career, I've been around a long time now, over 35 years in broadcasting. I don't worry about much. I respect what America's Got Talent is. It is a family show. It is a show that I love.
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I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.
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I'm not looking for a paycheck.
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I'm in a war, a cultural war.
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I can't imagine the biggest blow to me was that marriage not working out. That just flipped me out.
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I really didn't know much about the Libertarians. I knew they were for less government and more individual freedom. I liked that.
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I've always thought that a name says a lot about a person. So naturally, being named Howard, I always wanted to crawl into a hole.
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These nutbags, like Santorum and Bachmann, who make these people and especially young gay kids feel miserable, shame on them. They're quacks. I would never vote for them. I wouldn't even listen to them because there but for the grace of God go they.
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I believe we will start believing in God as we get closer to death.
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I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.
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This country (United States) has too many freedoms.
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If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship.
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My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.
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Here's what happens when you die--you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens.
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I will always be mad at someone. That will never go away.
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You have to make a decision, what you want to do in life, ... Your deal can be, you can leave tomorrow. Soon as you leave, you will be forgotten.
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When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.
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Set about doing good to somebody. Put on your hat and go and visit the sick and poor of your neighborhood inquire into their circumstances and minister to their wants. Seek out the desolate and afflicted and oppressed. . . I have often tried this method, and have always found it the best medicine for a heavy heart.
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