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Howard Stern
Age: 70
Born: 1954
Born: January 12
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Howard Allan Stern
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There's just too many people being bullied, too many people's lives being wrecked. This is something that is long overdue. We all have gay and lesbian people in our families, and these are good people.
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I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene.
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I'm for legalizing marijuana. Why pick on those drugs? Valium is legal. You just go to a doctor and get it and overdose on it - what's the difference? Prozac, all that stuff, so why not marijuana? Who cares? It's something that grows out of the ground - why not? Go smoke a head of cabbage. I don't care what you smoke.
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I will always be mad at someone. That will never go away.
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Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things.
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When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.
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I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.
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If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship.
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I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.
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I think people of lesser talent will become stars.
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Relationships are based on trust until you meet someone new.
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I'm in a war, a cultural war.
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I am circumcised, and I tell you something, I despise it. I despise it. I despise it... I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.
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I wanted to go hide. I wasn't looking to be more famous, I'm famous enough.
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I've come to appreciate other people's talents.
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I've never come into anything successful before. I've always been hired by horrible radio stations with horrendous reputations and nothing to lose.
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You have to make a decision, what you want to do in life, ... Your deal can be, you can leave tomorrow. Soon as you leave, you will be forgotten.
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I didn't listen to executives.
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I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.
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I've always thought that a name says a lot about a person. So naturally, being named Howard, I always wanted to crawl into a hole.
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