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Here's what happens when you die--you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens.

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Howard Stern
Age: 70
Born: 1954
Born: January 12
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Howard Allan Stern
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I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.
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I think people of lesser talent will become stars.
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I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself.
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I really didn't know much about the Libertarians. I knew they were for less government and more individual freedom. I liked that.
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Set about doing good to somebody. Put on your hat and go and visit the sick and poor of your neighborhood inquire into their circumstances and minister to their wants. Seek out the desolate and afflicted and oppressed. . . I have often tried this method, and have always found it the best medicine for a heavy heart.
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I wanted to go hide. I wasn't looking to be more famous, I'm famous enough.
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I will always be mad at someone. That will never go away.
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I'm a believer that satellite radio, whether I'm on it or not, will take off.
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I am circumcised, and I tell you something, I despise it. I despise it. I despise it... I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.
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I've always thought that a name says a lot about a person. So naturally, being named Howard, I always wanted to crawl into a hole.
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If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship.
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