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Here's what happens when you die--you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens.

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Howard Stern
Age: 70
Born: 1954
Born: January 12
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Howard Allan Stern
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I'm trapped inside of me and I don't go out at all. I go to bed at eight o'clock at night. I never go out during the week. I'm in psychotherapy four days a week, pretty heavy commitment to it.
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I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.
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I will always be mad at someone. That will never go away.
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I wanted to go hide. I wasn't looking to be more famous, I'm famous enough.
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I've always thought that a name says a lot about a person. So naturally, being named Howard, I always wanted to crawl into a hole.
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I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys.
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I believe we will start believing in God as we get closer to death.
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I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.
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I'm the voice of honesty.
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I didn't listen to executives.
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I'm a believer that satellite radio, whether I'm on it or not, will take off.
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I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene.
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I'm for legalizing marijuana. Why pick on those drugs? Valium is legal. You just go to a doctor and get it and overdose on it - what's the difference? Prozac, all that stuff, so why not marijuana? Who cares? It's something that grows out of the ground - why not? Go smoke a head of cabbage. I don't care what you smoke.
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There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air.
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I think people of lesser talent will become stars.
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And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and let someone see the full range of emotions. If you're going to be strong on the radio, you got to let it all out, even the ugly stuff. And you can't apologize for it.
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I can't imagine the biggest blow to me was that marriage not working out. That just flipped me out.
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There's just too many people being bullied, too many people's lives being wrecked. This is something that is long overdue. We all have gay and lesbian people in our families, and these are good people.
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I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.
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I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself.
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