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Here's what happens when you die--you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens.

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Howard Stern
Age: 70
Born: 1954
Born: January 12
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Set about doing good to somebody. Put on your hat and go and visit the sick and poor of your neighborhood inquire into their circumstances and minister to their wants. Seek out the desolate and afflicted and oppressed. . . I have often tried this method, and have always found it the best medicine for a heavy heart.
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I've never come into anything successful before. I've always been hired by horrible radio stations with horrendous reputations and nothing to lose.
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I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.
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I wanted to go hide. I wasn't looking to be more famous, I'm famous enough.
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There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air.
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If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship.
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I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.
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And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and let someone see the full range of emotions. If you're going to be strong on the radio, you got to let it all out, even the ugly stuff. And you can't apologize for it.
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I will always be mad at someone. That will never go away.
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I'm in a war, a cultural war.
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I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.
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My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.
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I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.
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Relationships are based on trust until you meet someone new.
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I'm trapped inside of me and I don't go out at all. I go to bed at eight o'clock at night. I never go out during the week. I'm in psychotherapy four days a week, pretty heavy commitment to it.
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I really didn't know much about the Libertarians. I knew they were for less government and more individual freedom. I liked that.
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This country (United States) has too many freedoms.
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I believe we will start believing in God as we get closer to death.
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I think people of lesser talent will become stars.
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We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds of events that go on the channel without me. I have started producing a sound for the channel.
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