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I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.

Howard Stern

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Howard Stern
Age: 70
Born: 1954
Born: January 12
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We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds of events that go on the channel without me. I have started producing a sound for the channel.
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I will always be mad at someone. That will never go away.
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There's just too many people being bullied, too many people's lives being wrecked. This is something that is long overdue. We all have gay and lesbian people in our families, and these are good people.
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I'm for legalizing marijuana. Why pick on those drugs? Valium is legal. You just go to a doctor and get it and overdose on it - what's the difference? Prozac, all that stuff, so why not marijuana? Who cares? It's something that grows out of the ground - why not? Go smoke a head of cabbage. I don't care what you smoke.
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You have to make a decision, what you want to do in life, ... Your deal can be, you can leave tomorrow. Soon as you leave, you will be forgotten.
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I'm not looking for a paycheck.
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I really didn't know much about the Libertarians. I knew they were for less government and more individual freedom. I liked that.
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Relationships are based on trust until you meet someone new.
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This country (United States) has too many freedoms.
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There are a lot of so-called good Americans who are really a bunch of bums.
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I'm a believer that satellite radio, whether I'm on it or not, will take off.
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I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys.
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I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.
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I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene.
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These nutbags, like Santorum and Bachmann, who make these people and especially young gay kids feel miserable, shame on them. They're quacks. I would never vote for them. I wouldn't even listen to them because there but for the grace of God go they.
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Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things.
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I've always thought that a name says a lot about a person. So naturally, being named Howard, I always wanted to crawl into a hole.
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I'm at a point in my career, I've been around a long time now, over 35 years in broadcasting. I don't worry about much. I respect what America's Got Talent is. It is a family show. It is a show that I love.
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I'm trapped inside of me and I don't go out at all. I go to bed at eight o'clock at night. I never go out during the week. I'm in psychotherapy four days a week, pretty heavy commitment to it.
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I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.
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