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What I usually do is tell funny stories from the road, many of which are, of course, unprintable. But I don't actually have a joke. I don't tell jokes much. I tell little stories.

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Howard Dean
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: November 17
Former Governor Of Vermont
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Howard Brush Dean III
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The idea that the United States is going to win the war in Iraq is just plain wrong.
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That's one of the things about the Tea Party people. They think corporations have too much influence in American life and they do.
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We're going to use Terri Schiavo later on. This is going to be an issue in 2006 and it's going to be an issue in 2008, because we're going to have an ad with a picture of Tom DeLay saying, Do you want this guy to decide whether you die or not, or is that going to be up to your loved ones?
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The State of the Union may look rosy from the White House balcony or the suites of George Bush's wealthiest donors. But hardworking Americans will see through this president's efforts to wrap his radical agenda with a compassionate ribbon.
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We know that no one person can succeed unless everybody else succeeds.
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I've waffled before. I'll waffle again.
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How much courage does it take for Dean to throw red meat to the party faithful?
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The fact is that we wouldn't be in Iraq if it weren't for Democrats like Senator Kerry.
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I wish that there was a unified Democratic position on the war in Iraq. I was that there was a unified American position and everybody agreed with me that we ought to be out of there yesterday. But they don't, and that's the fact. I mean, he's stating a fact about what's going on.
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I was hoping to get a reception like this, I'd just hoped that it would be on Thursday night instead of Tuesday night.
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Look, I'm not a perfect person. I have my warts. I sometimes say things that get me in trouble. I wear suits that are cheap. But I say what I think and I believe what I say, and I'm willing to say things that are not popular but ordinary people know are right.
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From a religious point of view, if God had thought homosexuality is a sin, he would not have created gay people.
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George Bush calls his biggest fundraisers Rangers and Pioneers. But today, we stand together, and we call ourselves, simply, Americans.
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Dealing with race is about educating white folks.
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People have said I'm the candidate of anger. Well, we have a right to be angry. We lost 3 million jobs. We lost our place as the moral leader of the world.
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The issue is not abortion. The issue is whether women can make up their own mind instead of some right-wing pastor, some right-wing politician telling them what to do.
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When you - when you - and this is still going on today - are making your money by pushing paper around, when you should be making your money by investing venture capital in various job-creating things, that makes it much harder to recover.
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I still want to be the candidate for guys with Confederate flags in their pickup trucks.
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Every single American has a voice and ... it ought to be heard in the halls of power every day.
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I have a great sense of humor, but it has an ironic twist to it.
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