Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
Canada? Why would I want to leave America just to visit America, Jr.?
Homer
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Homer
Author
Poet
Writer
Homerus
Homeros
Mæonides
Canada
Leave
America
Would
Visit
More quotes by Homer
Good things don't end in -eum they end in -mania or -teria.
Homer
We all scribble poetry.
Homer
To heal divisions, to relieve the oppress'd, In virtue rich in blessing others, bless'd.
Homer
Death submits to no one.
Homer
Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So use it and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay. Eternal happiness is just a dollar away.
Homer
There is a fullness of all things, even of sleep and love.
Homer
Nobody gets into heaven without a glowstick.
Homer
Blame the guy who doesn't speak Engish.
Homer
It never was our guise to slight the poor, or aught humane despise.
Homer
By Jove the stranger and the poor are sent, and what to those we give, to Jove is lent.
Homer
For when two Join in the same adventure, one perceives Before the other how they ought to act While one alone, however prompt, resolves More tardily and with a weaker will.
Homer
…but there they lay, sprawled across the field, craved far more by the vultures than by wives.
Homer
Life is not to be bought with heaps of gold Not all Apollo's Pythian treasures hold, Or Troy once held, in peace and pride of sway, Can bribe the poor possession of the day.
Homer
The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.
Homer
It is equally offensive to speed a guest who would like to stay and to detain one who is anxious to leave.
Homer
Two diverse gates there are of bodiless dreams, These of sawn ivory, and those of horn. Such dreams as issue where the ivory gleams Fly without fate, and turn our hopes to scorn. But dreams which issue through the burnished horn, What man soe'er beholds them on his bed, These work with virtue and of truth are born.
Homer
Too many kings can ruin an army
Homer
First you don't want me to get the pony, then you want me to take it back. Make up your mind!
Homer
You will certainly not be able to take the lead in all things yourself, for to one man a god has given deeds of war, and to another the dance, to another lyre and song, and in another wide-sounding Zeus puts a good mind.
Homer
You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup!
Homer