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Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.

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Herman Wouk
Age: 103 †
Born: 1915
Born: May 27
Died: 2019
Died: May 17
Author
Diarist
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Screenwriter
Writer
The Bronx
New York City
Book
Returns
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Income
Taxes
Return
Fiction
Written
Today
Taxation

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