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You cover Q-tips with sandpaper and ram them up your nostrils as far as they will go. Then you sniff talcum powder while shredding hundred dollar bills.

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Herb Caen
Age: 80 †
Born: 1916
Born: April 3
Died: 1997
Died: February 1
Journalist
Sacramento
California
Herbert Eugene Caen
Powder
Dollar
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Sandpaper
Bills
Shredding
Dollars
Sniff
Hundred
Nostrils
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Tips

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