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The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.

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Herb Caen
Age: 80 †
Born: 1916
Born: April 3
Died: 1997
Died: February 1
Journalist
Sacramento
California
Herbert Eugene Caen
Tends
Immortality
Immortal
Forever
Wrong
Thing

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