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I simply cannot imagine why anyone would eat something slimy served in an ashtray.

Henry Beard

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Henry Beard
Age: 79
Born: 1945
Born: January 1
Author
Novelist
Writer
Manhattan borough
New York City
Henri de la Barbe
Henricus Barbatus
Henry Nichols Beard
Henry N. Beard
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