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When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, Give me a table near a waiter.

Henny Youngman

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Henny Youngman
Age: 91 †
Born: 1906
Born: March 16
Died: 1998
Died: February 24
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Film Actor
Musician
Violinist
City of Liverpool
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