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A motel is where you give up good dollars for bad quarters.

Henny Youngman

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Henny Youngman
Age: 91 †
Born: 1906
Born: March 16
Died: 1998
Died: February 24
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Musician
Violinist
City of Liverpool
Giving
Good
Motel
Motels
Quarters
Dollars
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