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I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. Peanuts. Popcorn.

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Henny Youngman
Age: 91 †
Born: 1906
Born: March 16
Died: 1998
Died: February 24
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Musician
Violinist
City of Liverpool
Firsts
First
Peanuts
Never
Popcorn
Theatre
Comedy
Forget
Funny
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