Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
He had a defect, which to a comic might be fatal. He wasn't funny.
Henny Youngman
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Henny Youngman
Age: 91 †
Born: 1906
Born: March 16
Died: 1998
Died: February 24
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Musician
Violinist
City of Liverpool
Might
Defect
Fatal
Defects
Comic
Wasn
Comedy
Funny
More quotes by Henny Youngman
A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe!
Henny Youngman
Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop?
Henny Youngman
A bomb fell on Italy. It slid off!
Henny Youngman
Anybody who thinks talk is cheap has never argued with a traffic cop.
Henny Youngman
My brother then opened a tall man's shop in Tokyo.
Henny Youngman
I know what I'm giving up for Lent: my New Year's resolutions.
Henny Youngman
Now, the band that inspired that great saying, Stop The Music!!
Henny Youngman
Most girls are attracted to the simple things in life. Like men.
Henny Youngman
College: A fountain of knowledge where all go to drink.
Henny Youngman
She must have Egyptian blood. Every time I try to kiss her she says, Tut, Tut!
Henny Youngman
My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.
Henny Youngman
Most marriage failures are caused by failures marrying.
Henny Youngman
What is a home without children? Quiet.
Henny Youngman
Let's get up here before we get killed!
Henny Youngman
I went to the bank and reviewed my savings, I found out I have all the money I'll ever need. If I die tomorrow.
Henny Youngman
My wife has a black belt in shopping.
Henny Youngman
I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill.
Henny Youngman
I was playing golf. I swung, missed the ball, and got a big chunk of dirt. I swung again, missed the ball, and got another big chunk of dirt. Just then, 2 ants climbed on the ball saying, Let's get up here before we get killed!
Henny Youngman
I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
Henny Youngman
Have you noticed that families on TV never watch television?
Henny Youngman
