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A tough guy told me, I'll bet you $10 you're dead. I was afraid to bet him.

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Henny Youngman
Age: 91 †
Born: 1906
Born: March 16
Died: 1998
Died: February 24
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Musician
Violinist
City of Liverpool
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Funny
Tough
Afraid
Humor
Dead
Told

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