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A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.

Henny Youngman

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Henny Youngman
Age: 91 †
Born: 1906
Born: March 16
Died: 1998
Died: February 24
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Musician
Violinist
City of Liverpool
Doors
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Vasectomy
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Sears
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Polish
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Door

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