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How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O

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Henny Youngman
Age: 91 †
Born: 1906
Born: March 16
Died: 1998
Died: February 24
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Musician
Violinist
City of Liverpool
Funny
People
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Polish
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Spells
Farms
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This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.
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College: A fountain of knowledge where all go to drink.
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
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A doctor says to a man, You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day. Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says, How is your love life since you have been running? I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!
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Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it.
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Now, the band that inspired that great saying, Stop The Music!!
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A motel is where you give up good dollars for bad quarters.
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If a joke is too hard to visualize, I tell the young comics, then what the hell good is it?
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There were three kids in my family. One of each sex.
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My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, Where are you going? My wife said, I must be late, everyone is all coming back!
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My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.
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Let's get up here before we get killed!
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Are you Polish? Okay, I'll talk slower.
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My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, Crick.
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I'm offended by political jokes. Too often they get elected.
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My wife has a black belt in shopping.
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We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse.
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My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.
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