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How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O

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Henny Youngman
Age: 91 †
Born: 1906
Born: March 16
Died: 1998
Died: February 24
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Musician
Violinist
City of Liverpool
Humor
Funny
People
Spell
Polish
Farm
Spells
Farms

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