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A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.

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Henny Youngman
Age: 91 †
Born: 1906
Born: March 16
Died: 1998
Died: February 24
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Musician
Violinist
City of Liverpool
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Keys
Car
Took
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Polish
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Locked

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