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Two Polish men at Halloween with burned faces. What happened? They were bobbing for french fries.

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Henny Youngman
Age: 91 †
Born: 1906
Born: March 16
Died: 1998
Died: February 24
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Musician
Violinist
City of Liverpool
Faces
Bobbing
Funny
Fries
Two
Polish
Men
Halloween
Burned
French
Humor
Happened

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