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He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face.

Henny Youngman

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Henny Youngman
Age: 91 †
Born: 1906
Born: March 16
Died: 1998
Died: February 24
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Musician
Violinist
City of Liverpool
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Men
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That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
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Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!
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A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
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A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says You've been brought here for drinking. The drunk says Okay, let's get started.
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Don't move! I want to forget you just the way you are.
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I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
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