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Henny Youngman

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Henny Youngman
Age: 91 †
Born: 1906
Born: March 16
Died: 1998
Died: February 24
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Violinist
City of Liverpool
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I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed.
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Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it.
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Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.
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Are you Polish? Okay, I'll talk slower.
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My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.
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A tough guy told me, I'll bet you $10 you're dead. I was afraid to bet him.
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Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop?
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A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
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A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!
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Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.
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