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Now, the band that inspired that great saying, Stop The Music!!

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Henny Youngman
Age: 91 †
Born: 1906
Born: March 16
Died: 1998
Died: February 24
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Musician
Violinist
City of Liverpool
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Humor
Saying
Stop
Funny
Music
Great
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Inspired

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