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Now, the band that inspired that great saying, Stop The Music!!
Henny Youngman
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Henny Youngman
Age: 91 †
Born: 1906
Born: March 16
Died: 1998
Died: February 24
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Violinist
City of Liverpool
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What is a home without children? Quiet.
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A bomb fell on Italy. It slid off!
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I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed?
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I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill.
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If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.
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If I had blood, I'd blush.
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He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face.
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I'll tell you how to beat the gambling in Las Vegas. When you get off the airplane, walk right into the propeller.
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I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. Peanuts. Popcorn.
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I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.
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My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.
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Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, Am I too late for the garbage? No, jump in!
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I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn't come in until half-past five.
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Most girls are attracted to the simple things in life. Like men.
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