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Henny Youngman

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Henny Youngman
Age: 91 †
Born: 1906
Born: March 16
Died: 1998
Died: February 24
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Musician
Violinist
City of Liverpool
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Humor
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Stop
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Great
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I went to the bank and reviewed my savings, I found out I have all the money I'll ever need. If I die tomorrow.
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I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed?
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I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?
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