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Now, the band that inspired that great saying, Stop The Music!!
Henny Youngman
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Henny Youngman
Age: 91 †
Born: 1906
Born: March 16
Died: 1998
Died: February 24
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City of Liverpool
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She must have Egyptian blood. Every time I try to kiss her she says, Tut, Tut!
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Let's get up here before we get killed!
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Anybody who thinks talk is cheap has never argued with a traffic cop.
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You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch turns to a muffler.
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My history teacher was so old, he taught from memory.
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My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.
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A woman says to a man, I haven't seen you around here. Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife. So you're single!
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A bomb fell on Italy. It slid off!
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I have a car that I call Flattery because it gets me nowhere.
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.
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This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.
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My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.
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There were three kids in my family. One of each sex.
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Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!
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My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, Where are you going? My wife said, I must be late, everyone is all coming back!
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I was playing golf. I swung, missed the ball, and got a big chunk of dirt. I swung again, missed the ball, and got another big chunk of dirt. Just then, 2 ants climbed on the ball saying, Let's get up here before we get killed!
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Everytime I ask what time it is, I get a different answer.
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