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Henny Youngman
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Henny Youngman
Age: 91 †
Born: 1906
Born: March 16
Died: 1998
Died: February 24
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City of Liverpool
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My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.
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A motel is where you give up good dollars for bad quarters.
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Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears. Don't answer!
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Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.
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If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
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I have terrible luck. Last week my chauffeur ran off without my wife.
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My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.
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Have you noticed that families on TV never watch television?
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This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.
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If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.
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Doctor says to a man, You're pregnant! The man says, How does a man get pregnant? The doctor says, The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner....
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A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe!
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The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.
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I don't believe in reincarnation, but what were you when you were alive?
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