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Henny Youngman
Age: 91 †
Born: 1906
Born: March 16
Died: 1998
Died: February 24
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Musician
Violinist
City of Liverpool
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Insult
Wearing
Humor
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The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.
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The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs.
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My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.
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Are you married? What do you do for agravation?
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Payday at my house is like the Academy Awards. My wife says: May I have the envelope please.
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Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.
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Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears. Don't answer!
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
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Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!
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A woman says to a man, I haven't seen you around here. Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife. So you're single!
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Anybody who thinks talk is cheap has never argued with a traffic cop.
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Most girls are attracted to the simple things in life. Like men.
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The Doctor says, You'll live to be 60! I AM 60! See, what did I tell you?
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My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough'
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I went to the bank and reviewed my savings, I found out I have all the money I'll ever need. If I die tomorrow.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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Everytime I ask what time it is, I get a different answer.
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I have terrible luck. Last week my chauffeur ran off without my wife.
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All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
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