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The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!

Henny Youngman

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Henny Youngman
Age: 91 †
Born: 1906
Born: March 16
Died: 1998
Died: February 24
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Musician
Violinist
City of Liverpool
Funny
Hotel
Broke
Keys
Window
Room
Humor
Rooms
Small

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