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The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.

Henny Youngman

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Henny Youngman
Age: 91 †
Born: 1906
Born: March 16
Died: 1998
Died: February 24
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Musician
Violinist
City of Liverpool
Lovely
Humor
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Nail
Closet
Closets
Nails
Hotel

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