Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it.
Henny Youngman
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Henny Youngman
Age: 91 †
Born: 1906
Born: March 16
Died: 1998
Died: February 24
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Musician
Violinist
City of Liverpool
People
Mentally
Check
Checks
Ill
Stupidity
God
Okay
Psychiatrists
Friends
Psychiatrist
More quotes by Henny Youngman
My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough'
Henny Youngman
The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs.
Henny Youngman
I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill.
Henny Youngman
A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, Doc, how do I stand? The doctor says, That's what puzzles me!
Henny Youngman
My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.
Henny Youngman
Payday at my house is like the Academy Awards. My wife says: May I have the envelope please.
Henny Youngman
The Doctor says, You'll live to be 60! I AM 60! See, what did I tell you?
Henny Youngman
All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
Henny Youngman
How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O
Henny Youngman
I know a man in Ft. Worth with 100,000 head of cattle. No bodies, just heads.
Henny Youngman
Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears. Don't answer!
Henny Youngman
A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.
Henny Youngman
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
Henny Youngman
College: A fountain of knowledge where all go to drink.
Henny Youngman
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Henny Youngman
Let's get up here before we get killed!
Henny Youngman
Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.
Henny Youngman
What is a home without children? Quiet.
Henny Youngman
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
Henny Youngman
Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.
Henny Youngman