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On dancing on pointe: Why don't they just get taller girls?
Henny Youngman
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Henny Youngman
Age: 91 †
Born: 1906
Born: March 16
Died: 1998
Died: February 24
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Musician
Violinist
City of Liverpool
Dancing
Girls
Girl
Pointe
Tiptoes
Taller
Ballet
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