Quote

Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!

Henny Youngman

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Henny Youngman
Age: 91 †
Born: 1906
Born: March 16
Died: 1998
Died: February 24
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Musician
Violinist
City of Liverpool
Hitting
Behinds
Behind
Nobody

More quotes by Henny Youngman

Image
All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
Henny Youngman
Image
My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, Where are you going? My wife said, I must be late, everyone is all coming back!
Henny Youngman
Image
I'm offended by political jokes. Too often they get elected.
Henny Youngman
Image
Is that your hat or are you wearing a cabana?
Henny Youngman
Image
Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.
Henny Youngman
Image
He had a defect, which to a comic might be fatal. He wasn't funny.
Henny Youngman
Image
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
Henny Youngman
Image
I don't believe in reincarnation, but what were you when you were alive?
Henny Youngman
Image
College: A fountain of knowledge where all go to drink.
Henny Youngman
Image
I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed?
Henny Youngman
Image
The more I think of you, the less I think of you.
Henny Youngman
Image
We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse.
Henny Youngman
Image
Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears. Don't answer!
Henny Youngman
Image
I have a car that I call Flattery because it gets me nowhere.
Henny Youngman
Image
I don't mind when my horse is left at the post. I don't mind when my horse comes up to me in the stands and asks, Which way do I go? But when the horse I bet on is at the $2 window betting on another horse in the same race...
Henny Youngman
Image
I'd commit suicide, if I could do it without killing myself.
Henny Youngman
Image
In elementary school, many a true word is spoken in guess.
Henny Youngman
Image
My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.
Henny Youngman
Image
The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.
Henny Youngman
Image
Are you married? What do you do for agravation?
Henny Youngman