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My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.

Henny Youngman

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Henny Youngman
Age: 91 †
Born: 1906
Born: March 16
Died: 1998
Died: February 24
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Musician
Violinist
City of Liverpool
Wife
Light
Eater
Dieting
Diets
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Weight
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