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What is a home without children? Quiet.

Henny Youngman

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Henny Youngman
Age: 91 †
Born: 1906
Born: March 16
Died: 1998
Died: February 24
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Musician
Violinist
City of Liverpool
Without
Children
Toddler
Sentimental
Silly
Quiet
Baby
Kids
Home

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