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A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says You've been brought here for drinking. The drunk says Okay, let's get started.

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Henny Youngman
Age: 91 †
Born: 1906
Born: March 16
Died: 1998
Died: February 24
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Musician
Violinist
City of Liverpool
Drinking
Brought
Judging
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Okay
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Started
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Judge

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