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This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.

Henny Youngman

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Henny Youngman
Age: 91 †
Born: 1906
Born: March 16
Died: 1998
Died: February 24
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Musician
Violinist
City of Liverpool
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My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.
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The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!
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If a joke is too hard to visualize, I tell the young comics, then what the hell good is it?
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