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This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.
Henny Youngman
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Henny Youngman
Age: 91 †
Born: 1906
Born: March 16
Died: 1998
Died: February 24
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City of Liverpool
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A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says You've been brought here for drinking. The drunk says Okay, let's get started.
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Everytime I ask what time it is, I get a different answer.
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You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.
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That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, Give me a table near a waiter.
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse.
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The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!
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I know what I'm giving up for Lent: my New Year's resolutions.
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I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. Peanuts. Popcorn.
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Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.
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Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
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The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.
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Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it.
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He had a defect, which to a comic might be fatal. He wasn't funny.
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I don't believe in reincarnation, but what were you when you were alive?
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I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.
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The Doctor says, You'll live to be 60! I AM 60! See, what did I tell you?
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I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?
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