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Fact One: Cataract surgery is simple, painless and (except with implants) risk free ... the whole procedure is common, routine and nothing to worry about. Fact Two: Fact One applies only to cataracts on the eyes in somebody else's head.

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Helene Hanff
Age: 80 †
Born: 1916
Born: April 15
Died: 1997
Died: April 9
Novelist
Screenwriter
Writer
Philadelphia
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